A CAPOW Themesong

(sung to LUMP by The Presidents Of The United States Of America)

By: Ryan Matheuszik

The CAPOWers sat alone, in the retreat, in the dark.
Totally motionless, waiting for a fight to start.
Anne wacked Joseph over the head with a mallet.
Then someone shouted LURKER! and everyone went ballistic.

CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
It's in my head...
CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
That's what I said...

The great wall of sake is truely a site to see!
Go talk to Ace for speedy delivery.
Emiko, Mai and Eric are the Genesis Crew.
For dimensional travel, see scientist Washuu.

CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
And it's allright!
CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
Creative Anime Prose Otaku Writing!

Ryan's a big guy, violence is his game.
Dachend is another who's trade is the same.
Kimiko and Ahlen are a sister/brother team.
While Susano's a god, who's power may be a dream.

CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
It's anime fun!
CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
The mayhem's just begun!

Run... run... run, run, now Joseph
Run... run... Anne's closing on you
Run... run... Poor Joseph
Run... WHAM!

Kubo Gray is a hacker with no peer.
Miko is a great mecha piloteer!
Anne's got powers locked inside her mind,
While Joseph turns female, if he can't stay dry.

CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
It makes no sense...
CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
A place for weird events...

Reshiki is a wizard, who can't find his past.
Doc Feelgood's a scientist, a few drinks short of a glass.
Madoka is the keeper of The Lurker's Retreat.
Jinx has a wolf named Silber, a pet that's really neet!

CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
It's between dimensions.
CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
Fights, romance, and relations!

Jerry and Marie are leaders in space.
Tarsax's tank tears up the place.
Katt is a mechanic elf from afar.
Pixel's grandma runs the only other bar.

CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
It's really strange.
CAPOW, CAPOW, CAPOW
Surrender your brain!

Is this CAPOW really allright?
I think so!
Is this CAPOW a place of power and might?
I think so!
Is this CAPOW a place where lovers don't fight?
I think so!
Resistance is futile, be assimilated BAKA!

Madoka: A hacker with no peer? Huh!

Chika: At least you got a mention! *sob*

Shinobu: *sigh* Gimme a break, you guys!