CAPOW World

by Dare Cheung

[sung to the tune "Real World" by Matchbox 20]

Well I wonder what it'd be like to be in The Lurker's Retreat
I wonder what it's like to see that great sake wall
Those bottles, they're piled up so high you can't see the ceiling
And you can come and drink them anytime you like...
you like... when you like .. ya ya..

I wonder what it's like to be aqua-transsexual
I wonder where I could go if I were both male and female
I'd do as I please, working the bars as a funky waitress girl
Until some uncute tomboy comes along... comes along... ya ya

SUGOI! What did you expect to find from here?
If this were some place real, it would all fall apart
Strange things happen, who started this thread?
I wish the Capow world would stop hassling me
And you... and you... and me..

Well I wonder what it's like to be the bartender
I wonder what I'd do if they all paid their bar tabs
Well I'd shout out an order, "I think we're out of whisky!
But you're welcome to some sake, drink up... drink up.." ya ya

SUGOI! What did you expect to find from here?
If this were some place real, it would all fall apart
Strange things happen, who started this thread?
I wish the Capow world would just stop hassling me

Please don't stop, the drinks from coming here,
The only thing that's keeping me high is that cyborg with a gun
Please don't stop, the craziness here
In here... in here... in there, to here.. ya ya..

SUGOI! What did you expect to find from here?
If this were some place real, it would all fall apart
Strange things happen, who started this thread?
I wish the Capow world would just stop hassling me
I wish the Capow world would just stop hassling me
And you... and you.. and me...

Madoka: O.o